April 2012
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a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
March 2012
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paint-thiscity >> lawyer-d
How I Met Your Mother reference? YES.
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so if i ever marry eric i won’t ever have to change my last name on facebook because well
we have the same last name
ohohohohoho
YAY ERIC
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katniss: let's eat these poisonous berries
peeta: hold the fuck up let me touch your braid
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awkward moment today.
mr. slattery asked if i was eric’s sister…
=________=
“no but i’m his friend…”
cockstreetboys:
potatos have skin i have skin i am a potato
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heheh today’s our anniversary. c:
Watch
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What happens if a writer falls in love with you?
You will find your hemp necklace with the glass mushroom pendant around the neck of someone at a bus stop in a short story. Your favorite shoes will mysteriously disappear, and show up in a poem. The watch you always wear, the watch you own but never wear, the fact that you’ve never worn a watch: they suddenly belong to characters you’ve never...
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jade-sexual:
jaredpotterlecki:
comparisons:
saltandsilverbullets:
illegalfag:
satomimi:
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics...
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J.K Rowling: Billionaire to millionaire →
dreamingdingledodie:
“One of the world’s wealthiest women, J.K Rowling, has given so much money to charity she can no longer claim billionaire status.
The Harry Potter author has fallen down the Forbes rich list because of her charitable giving, the business magazine said.”
Just one more reason why JK Rowling will forever be one of my heroes.
